The State of the Union

Howdy there gang, i know that all of you out there in cyberspace through the wires for the internet and the intranet, or maybe even the ethernet who knows what the difference is. but you have been in need of some tommy, and today that is just what you are going to get. and you're gonna get the whole thing so i hope you brought some lube of some sort. where have i been you saw, well no where really just chillin and maxin and relaxin you know how it goes down here in the beloved dirty. but it was time well spent doing nothing. also i went to a wedding and some other stuff, nothing to important. but what is important is that i know officially have myself a brand new job. and not another one of these bull shit over nighters, so congrats to me. anyhow today we are here to discuss the state of some other blogs and in effect the blogosphere is what i believe they call it. first off lets go ahead and say that the really good blogs are usually updated frequently so you have new stuff to look at everytime you get there and unfortunately for us the dont usually have the ultimate warrior. although i did notice while searching for those ultimate warrior photos that there were alot from blogs. maybe we are on the up and up. but we arnt here to tell people how good they are. no we are hear to poke fun at a safe distance and laugh and snicker at all the jackasses who are allowed to use computers. first off i would like to say that all of your blogs that are in other languages suck. sure norwegians are sexy as hell but come the fuck on, how can we americans read that? we only learn one language here and its english, sometimes we know a little spanish. here are some examples of this shitty type. pretty shitty huh? yea the one had some english, you wanna fight about it? and whats up with all the fucking blogs by people from malaysia and thailand and stuff, i thought they were supposed to be poor. why does that fucking old man keeping asking me to send $1.50 a day to poor children when obviously every little kid and old man in malaysia has a god damn computer. i dont even have a computer that works, i do this at the job. fuck those poor bastards. the next type of really shitty blog that really just burns my boots is the teenage girl ones where its almost like you are reading the script from clueless. i mean sometimes there is something funny in there but most of the time it just makes you want to bash your face in with something, i dont know what. and what ever happened to using real words. if anything we need to abbreviate talking typing is as easy as moving your fingers, and if you are too lazy for that then thats just sad. also i envy that kind of laziness, that is up there. but i digress, another type of blog that i hate that i never even go into is when you see words like " this blog is done in the name of jesus" or anything about how the lord guides them. those people i hope are reading this because i am about to impart some knowledge to you. god, if he is up there, doesnt care about your blog, he also doesnt care about alot of other things that you think he does. and also god is definitely a white guy. so thats the end of that argument.

now for a little bit of goodness in a cruel and unrelenting world, here are a couple of blogs that i generally do enjoy to check out. but i make no guarantees you will enjoy them. and i love the faces people make in jail. here are a few more crummy ones. and just to let yall know we love reading your comments and laughing when you think we are bigots. but its all in good fun, so we will keep typing and try to keep it interesting and yall keep coming back and commenting and voting on our polls. and now its time to go but just before i do these are my favorite blogs of my own accord. and now i bid you good day.