My life got twist turned upside down

So the shit has officially hit the fan here at the sheraton in savannah, ga. yesterday we had no rooms that people could check into until after 10:30 in the pm and today we only had four housekeepers to clean the rooms so instead of attempting to do so they decided to just do what is called towel service. all the rooms got 2 sets of towels in a bag on their door. nothing happened inside their rooms at all. no bed making or sheet changing no picking up of dirty towels or trash. just nothing. and the icing on the cherry is that both nights i am here taking all the heat myself. well gang it is getting mighty hot and some poor yankee is going to get it if he cant keep his trap shut and complain to the right people. or at least just deal with with civility. what kind of 50 year old person bitches like a 4 year old about everything that happens. if you are that old then you should know that in this great thing we call life shit happens. if you watch forest gump they explain it all out. but other than that little bit of complaining not much to tell yall really. no good jokes or stories or fun times. but until next time just think about how good the next story will be. excellent is what i am thinking. but the question is other than myself of course, who should be the main character beside me. should it be chuck norris, steven seagal, jean claude vandam, or wilt chamberlain? you decide, its like one of those choose your own adventure books.