Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Reblog

Good evening once again my fellow scrappy-ites and welcome to yet another blog by tommy. today we will be talking about one of the biggest fears of all bloggers with blogs that generally have no direction. the dreaded reblog, is when you blog about somethingt which has been previously blogged about. like today i was going to do a blog about the NOD but i think i already did. and this while a very intersting topic may have detered you from coming back in the future. therefore we must not do so. indeed there are many scarier things out there than the reblog but to bloggers they arent so scary in comparison. but let us examine some of tghe things that are out there that all you reggies look at. reggies are regular non bloggy people by the way. first things first5 lets get the creepity crawlies out of the way. spiders, snakes, cockroaches, maggots, dung beetles, vultures, turkey vultures, sharks, lions, tigers, and bears. those are all very scary and are things which you wanted want to be covered in. but what about combinations of them. like bears with tiger bodies or ants with vulture beaks, maybe penguins with rockets for wings and razor teeth. sure all those things are scary but you dont see them all to often. plus they are people, what kind of people are scary? people with missing teeth who smell of rotting flesh. women with adams apples. homeless people with long, long stories about their car that is just around the corner with no gas that you cant see because there is something in front of, or on top of it. vampires and murderers. guys with eye patches, you never can know what happened to the other eye. large groups of angry black youths or latinos. white people are generally not scary unless you happen to be brown in a small country town and outnumbered.

alrighty gang gotta hit the old dusty trail. but yall be easy and until next time just remember you dont gotta have money to do nothing, i dont have money and i dont do shit.

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