Sunday, July 6, 2008

Ridin

How often do you get the chance to ride through a street thats covered in 4 to 5 feet of water in an F-150 with a V-8 5.0 engine and make it work in 13 minutes because the rest of the cars sit too low to drive through the flooded mess of the road. I had that new webbie CD full fuckin blast and the water flowing to the left and right. It was the shit. I even have a whole new respect for some of those goofy ass rednecks and the whole gigantic ass truck thing. I mean if your truck is bigger then the water can be higher, and deeper, and, well you get it ya know. There's even this cool ass saying from the chinese orient that goes "the more the water, the higher the boat." Classy, nikia digs them proverbs. But, moving right along, the coolest thing about the flooded out ass roads was that miraculous lack of slow ass mother fuckers lagging up the flow of traffic to the job. The coolest thing that happened while i was undergoing the challenge of crossing these flooded peices of the road, was hitting these dumbasses with a wave of water that were walking down the side of forsyth park. It was magically delicious. Other than that sportsfans, i gotta get my motha fuckin roll on and up outta here, first one big shout out to the gun man over at the sherraton doing it big, and holding it down. Ya'll say your prayers and dress in layers. Nikia jones out.

1 comment:

The County said...

i remember victory drive by thunderbolt would flood like a motherfucker. by forsyth park? things must've gotten bad.

and the rednecks...it would be sad if the earth flooded and the survival of the human species was perpetuated by the gene pool of rednecks with 4x4 pickups because they were impervious to water. just sayin.