Sometimes they need to be Upper Decked

On occasion, folks who are assholes need a good upper decking. Some people think there are many ways do to do this. they are wrong. there is only one way to do it and over the next few paragraphs in single paragraph form i will explain. Firstly you must decide who needs the decking(from here on in it will be refered to as decking because upper decking is long). In order to do this we must venture out into the world and interact with our fellow humans. Anyone who sucks or is an else probably deserves a decking. However one must always keep in mind the severity of the decking and only use it in extreme cases. if you do it to one peson more than three times they may go insane. BEWARE. VERY WARE. Next you must know where said person lives or if they own a business you can do it there too but then someone else will probably have to clean it up. Then you must find a way to get them to invite you into their home. Preferably for a meal or at least a long period of time, an hour and a half or more. Finally, while at your meal or event(whatever it may be) you excuse yourself from the gathering and head for the restroom. Once in their shitter room you head for the shitter. Take the top off the back of the toilet(NOT the toilet lid where you pee the top on the tank on the back). Then very carefully step onto the toilet lid, it should be closed(dont step in the water). Once on top of the lid turn around and bend so that your ass is hovering over the tank. Now do your business. Once finished get down and wipe so you can throw the shitty paper in the toilet to flush, or into the trash can so when they first go in the bathroom and look around they will think it was your shitty paper. Now everytime they flush it will stir up those terds and really stink up the place. Now for some tips ion effectiveness and thoroughness. Firstly what you eat makes your poop different so the more runny the more quickly it will drain out of their toilet tank and the logged up the longer they will have you nice scent wafting through their morning showers, and really every waking thought. For more logged poop eat lots of grains and meats. The more water and veggies the more greasy and liquidy it will be. SO be careful out there wile avenging people everywhere but remember to have fun.