A fine sport

once again i have returned to the oh so sweet scrappys to bestow upon you, the scrappys faithful, the best of the best, the people on high, some knowledge about a particular sport which we all participate in. What could i possibly be talking about that people of all ages and races participate in knowingly and unknowingly? people watching of course. its is fun looking at all the hotties and notties out there. sometimes it is even more fun seeing all the ugos. and you can particiapte in this sport almost anywhere. in a restaurant you can watch the people walk by who are also looking in to see who is in there. at the beach you can watch the fat old men walk by as they stare at all the young girls like dirty old men. at the park you can watch the ladies walk by in there sun dresses who are trying hard not to make it look like they are staring at you but really are. at the skate rink you can skate in circles checking out all the people not skating who are watching those who are. at a sporting event you can look for the guy with no shirt, or the girl with no shirt, who is looking for anyone looking at them. in a car you can look at the people in the other cars that you pass who if you notice are also looking to see who is passing them.



now i wish to put something into letters for all to read. this is a joke which i tell on many occasions. most people say it isnt funny but i say it is. it is all about the ending to dont go down to the bottom first or it wont be nearly as funny as it should be. it you want feel free to send us your sandpaper sally faces. if thats possible. but without further ado the Sandpaper Sally Joke.



So it is the little boys birthday and he is going to be thirteen. a teenager. a man. so dad says to the little boy "today is your 13th birthday you are now a man and i want you to go and fulfill that manhood by getting your self laid" so he gives the little boy 500 dollars and sends him on his way. on his way out the door he says "you might not want do get it on with sandpaper sally though as you might not like it" and the little boy says " alrighty dad!" and dad says "make me proud son" so the little boy heads off knowing he is about to make his dad proud. two houses down the street is the local whore house so the little boy walks up the stairs and in the door to the podium where the lady takes your order. the little boy slaps his 500 bucks on the podium and says i want to have sex with a whore. to this the old lady gets a little flustered and says "well pardon me young man but i dont know about that. first off we dont have whores here we have ladies. secondly you look a little bit young to be in a place like this." so the little boy says " looky here i am 13 years old today and i have 500 dollars and my dad told me to come down here and have sex with one of you "ladies" and that is what i intend on doing" so the lady sighs and says" well i suppose we could take your money and you could go up with sandpaper sally" but the little boys remembers what his dad said and he tells her "well my dad said i might not like that" and to this she says back" well thats all there is for a young fellow like you none of the other girls will do it" so not wanting to disappoint his dad he agrees but says he is only paying $400. she agrees and tells him it is up the stairs, second door on the left. so up the stairs he goes to the second door on the left. a green one. he opens it up and there is sandpaper sally in all her splendor. so without much talking they start to go at it and much like her name suggests it is rough like sandpaper. about halfway through sandpaper sally says she has to go to the bathroom. when she returns the begin again only now it is smooth and juicy and wonderful. little boy busts his nuts within 5 minutes. after this they are laying there and she says "so that was your first time huh? any questions" and the little boy says" well i do have one question if you dont mind. when we first started it was horrible and rough but after you went to the bathroom it was slick and wonderful. what happened?" "well" says sandpaper "when i want into the bathroom i picked out all the scabs" isnt that funny? i always tell it like that but i hear tell that some folks like to say that she picked the scabs and let the pus run but i think its bad enough as is. well i am glad i could share that with yall so until next time remember to steer clear of sandpaper sally.