Don't:

Eat sushi on a buffet. Drive blind-folded. Use cheap laundry soap. Refuse food at a brown brotha's crib. Leave your car idling at the gas station. Grab an electric fence. Leave the stove on. Be such a cock goblin. Over cook your steaks. Burn candles while you sleep. Vaccum wet carpet. Piss the bed. Drink and drive. Tell your mom what you look for in a broad. Buy T.P. in bulk. Take your cell to a funeral, mass, or police station. Leave the trash in overnight. Leave the crib without brushing your teeth. Forget where you left the papers. Mix business and pleasure. Overlook the details. Overfill your transmission. Eat too much candy. Fry your eggs in oil. Leave the groceries in the kroger at the checkout. Leave your ATM card in the ATM. Leave the table first. Jump to conclusions. Drop your square/spliff in my car floorboard. Miss out on The Carter III. Play the stereo loud after 1 a.m. Let them see you sweat. Dis Young Jeezy. Call me no motha fuckin wetback. Change your number without hollerin at ya boy. Beleive what Bush says. Stare at the sun. Wake me up before 8 a.m. Turn my music down. Gag after the first shot of the night. Wear alot of neck jewelry. Pick yo boo boo's. Scream, fuckin yell. Leave the laundry in the washing machine. Fall asleep with gum in your mouth, or a wig on. Be the first to fall asleep or pass out at my parties. Eat McDonalds. Don't tell those the truth that can't handle it. Climb trees with no low branches. Mis pronounce a niggas name more than once. Scrub non-stick dishes with a scouring pad. Run without stretching. Try to make the police laugh at you unless its a for sure thing. Miss the chance to watch the god father series. Shoot me down. Look at the clock alot while you at work. Wait and see whats goin on, run too. Load your peice in front of your girl. Think twice. Dis-credit folks. Miss the next blog mother fuckers. Hate. This has been Nikia Jonez with some vital information for your every day life.