What If I Ruled the World?

Today gang we have an interesting topic to dwell on. what if i really did rule the world? what would be different? what would be the same? these are very good questions but what about where would i live at? i think i would live in brazil or guadaloupe. it would be nice i could have monkeys and stuff. plus i would make my minions build me a castle. it would be big and scary looking. i would also have an island home that looks like a skull with a secret underwater entrance. why? because i make the rules when i rule the world. also there will be more boobs. now as for what would be different from now, i think i with start with hooters. they need to change the shorts to something else. i dont know exactly what i dont like about them but i dont like it. next i would change the way elections work around here. first off there wouldnt be any because i am the king, or maybe you will call em the emperor. i suppose i could just make up a new title. like the presidonto. i like how that sounds. the presidonto it shall be. and if you snicker at my title i will take your ears. also that will become a more common type of punishment. it you steal we take your ears, if you spit on the ground in public we dont. that sounds like a good method to making the rules of the world. which will be called tommyland from now on. so what will be the same in tommyland as it is now. for starters, i wont change all of the road names. although each city will be given a Thomas C Sandford Blvd so as i can match what dr king already has. also city names will remain the same except for my city and island which will be called Tommyville and Skull Island. another thing that will remain the same is that some people will still be poor and some will still be rich. but the snotty rich people will have to do the shittiest jobs like portopotty clean up, picking up dog shit. i never do that. i just let it lay where it falls. but thats another story. as for what i would do each day and to whom it is to wild to actually type so just imagine what you would do if you could do literally anything and that maybe somewhat what i would do. alrighty then gang until next time just remember that i am the real presidonto around here and all the rest of you can just eat it.