The Candy

Todays' blog was brought to you by the letter "M" and by the mind of the man I commonly refer to as the gun man himself. Lets get down to it. CANDY. My wife's addicted to it, little kids love it, and adults but it for them all. BUT- not this nigga here. You can all have that tooth ache sugar coated spastic attack causing shitty flavored kiddie crack. Candy these days is just shitty shit. I do recall a certain period of time in which i was totally into the candy thing, but it was always twizzlers and starburst. Other than that i drank pepsi and mountain dew. I tried to get into the sour patch kids and the gummy bears and the gummy worms, but to no avail, all this new candy has one thing in common: high fructose corn syrup, and sugar. The toothaches and stickiness, fuck all that shit. I'm more partial to chocolate cupcakes, and pumpkin pie, even fruit salad, or just a banana. (not to mention ice cream) But no candy, I see these suckers that go your finger and the paintbrush lollipop that you dip into the colored "powered" and paint your tounge. Back in the day we had the dum dums and we dipped them in a kool-aid package. (ghetto) Some times we got the lemon sucker in the crackly thing and dipped them in that and then there was coconut yoo-hoo. I have yet to see that anywhere anymore. The end of the blog is near. Before we get to that, lets get this straight, fuck candy, it doesn't even taste as good as the old skool stuff when it was the real deal holyfield. But all in all, the shit is bogus as hell. I gotta get the fuck up outta this piece, ya'll hold it down and keep it real, and buy some land. Nikia J is out.