Saturday, September 13, 2008

The Annoyance(s)

Alright fuckers, another day another dollar and all that jazz. But fear not the bloggin has begun, and they ain't shit you can do to stop it. It's like a tsunami headed for an island, its just gonna hit and fuck up a bunch of shit all at once and with no warning. (SUCKA) But there will be the focal point, the moment of truth if you will, and that moment has descended upon you as you read these very words. First, you shitty smellin non reading ass hoe faced dooky breath cake eaters, you are on the list tonight with a vengeance! Let us focus even further into the void, those non-driving ass hippies. Not using your blinker is almost the same as lying, I totally want to kick a motherfuckers ass for some punk shit like slowing the fuck for what seems to be no reason at all and at the last minute make there little turn and look back at you whenyou give them the finger like you're the one fucking up. Even more so are the panty waste cock goblins who pull out and cut you off just turn off the road to go to the store! (shit asses). I guess all in all, these cheese toast weak asses got it coming, for the non driving ass people, removal of the feet, then we'll see just how much gas and brake pedal disasters they can cause, the non readers, I got a long list of mothers ready for a good visit from yours truly and the gum man himself who will be packing that heat. (Like body heat, pants heat, momma heat) and the nastiness will be begin there of. The rest of you annoying ass crybaby douche bags, stay the fuck away from nikia jones, and the gum man, or else it will go down like a plane crash. (only in your hood or your front yard, or worse, yo momma's house). For now, you get off easy, but not that easy, so suck a dick and like it, and if you don't like Big Red, well then fuck you. Nikia out.

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