The Gum Man

Hello and howdy once again fellow scraptonians. Today we are here to discuss something that was in mr jones last blog. in what may have been a typing error or maybe not he called me the gum man. i thought wow what is i was made of gum what could i do where would i go? who would i show my gumminess off to? would it be at all like an episode of the gummi bears? one of the sweetest shows ever. i think i would wear a super suit when i went out crime fighting at night. it would be yellow so the bad guys can see me real good in the dark. i would be like mr fantastic or whatever thay guy from the fantastic 4's name is. but i would smell like original flavow gum and i would be delicious. the places i would go are endless. into sewers to fight armies of ratmen. to egypt to tangle with mummies (thats a good pun right there i tell you what) i would go to islands with secret underground lairs and super villians. also i would go to paris and eat snails. i would go to the crazy countries in the far east and eat some cocks combs and pigeon eggs and lizard bbq. it would be awesome. as for who i would off to the answer is simple. women. i would do my strechy thing and they would all scream and say Ooooh and Ahhhh. also i would have a tickertape parade on my birthday. and on every other holiday i so deem fit. well gang until i have another stroke of brilliance take it slow and easy until you are ready for some action. oh yea