Little Kids and Dirty Jokes

Well hello again and welcome once again to this edition of scrappys. Today we are here to discuss the things of childhood. and if you are where i am from it involves lots of dirty stories. nothing particularly disgusting. for example the story of the little buy who takes a shower with his dad and asks him what his thing is( we always said thing or stuff that way if anyone overheard us they didnt really know what we were talking about.) and his dad says its a limousine or a Cadillac or some kind of car and then the next night he showers with his mom and asks her what her stuff is and she says its a garage. and then later that night they are in bed and the little boy is there to and he says mommy you better watch out dads limo is headed straight for the garage. or its snake and some bushes or anything else similar to that outline. i think i first heard one of these similar stories when i was in first grade. then of course there is the notorious sand paper sally story. its at the bottom of that blog. i think i learned that one by heart by 4th grade.then of course as we all know little boys will get into things and me and my friends apparently had a knack for finding dirty magazines all over the place. inside of boats in a garage, under beds, in closets. this one time we were at my hombres house and we were looking for something, not anything dirty probably some change for some food. anyhow my friend has got his hand up at the top of my other friends brothers closet and all of a sudden he yells" whoa!" and we ask what happened and he said" i touched something that felt funny" so of course at this point we couldnt let it go until we knew what it was. so somehow we manage to get it down and do you know what it was? a pocket pussy. although i will never know why it was called that as it wouldnt fit in your pocket. anyhow this thing was all long and skin colored and made of some crazy rubber. we made fun of his brother for days. of course he denied it was his or that he had ever used it. well gang i know that was an odd one but very necessary in understanding the mind of a Tommy. until next time keep pondering what you're pondering and next time ill have my plan to take over the world.