The Really Big Questions

Good afternoon team and welcome back for yet another enlightened experience. today we arent here to joke around and play grab ass as we usually. oh no today is a day of big questions that have answers but what they are i do not know. we are going to talk about the future. at least what i will be doing in the future. i have decided that i do not so much like my job here at the sheraton anymore. mainly because they arent giving me full time anymore. if it werent for that small fact we wouldnt even be talking about this right now. basically i have two ideas that i have been kicking around for a little while now. first off since i came back from college i have been trying to get into my buddies dads warehouse. it would be sweet a bunch of my buddies from back in the day work there, i get paid good money, and i dont ever have to work on the weekends unless i want to. additionally i would never have to work on a holiday again. so that is a good choice but i have to wait at least two months before i can go over there which would mean two more shitty months here. and i gotta make money. so i have been thinking about perhaps becoming the man. yes thats right i might join the coast guard. this wouldnt be so bad actually. i like swimming and boating. i would get sweet health insurance and all the other good insurances, plus i butt load of money. and if i get my way i could be in the coast guard right here in my hometown and that would be sweet because they dont ever do shit. not like the guys in miami chasing off the cubans and stuff. oh no i might give out some boating drunk tickets and maybe a warning for not having enough life jackets. but other than that i would chill and if i know how they work out there, and i do, i would get shitty alot. and i am ok with that. the only bad thing of course is the training you have to do. but since i am already a billy badass it shouldnt be a big problem. the worst part of course is all the things i do now that i wouldnt be able to do anymore like chilling out and getting down on the get down. also all the training places are in cold weather climates so that would be shitty too. but as they say you gotta break some eggs to make an omelet. hopefully one of those eggs isnt my skull.