Nikia vs. the Bum

Well dames and dudes, I have a special blog in the making coming up soon, it will be titled the return of the granada, the reason i am revealing this to you is because it directly ties in with the blog of the night. You see, i check my fluids in my hoopty pretty regularly, i do my own tune ups and all that jazz. The other night in preparation for the aformentioned blog and return of the g-ride, i had to check and see if i needed transmission fluid and oil, you know the usual, in the midst of all the checking and filling and buying of the fluids, i fucked up and left my dipstick on the hood of the car and rode off into the sunset. Later on while i'm measuring the amount of oil and water all my shit takes i noticed that the dipstick to my transmission is missing! I remeber checking it at the parts house and just rolling out, so i head straight there and ask a co-hort of mine who works there if he had seen one or had one turned in and his only answer was of course no. It dawned on me then that i had set it on the hood so i walk up the street scouring the sides of the road for a sign of it somewhere. Nothing. Then i walk a little further and see it at the corner of Abercorn and montgomery crossroads. As i cut across the road and wait for the light, i see this bum headed my way with his shoppping cart full of cans and as i get closer i see him stop and pick up my distick and put it in with his nice little collection. I sprint the rest of the way and when i get up to him i ask for the dipstick and he kinda this look like i had ask to sniff his arm pit. Then i try to buy it from him, nothing, and i know that bums really like money, so now i'm like-what the fuck? I finally reason with him a few more times and bargain and nothing is gonna make him give me the fucker back so, i tore open the bag and grab the buggy so he can't run, but the shitass rams me so I socked him in his old bum mouth. (it was nasty too) A little push pull and shove, and i emerge victorious and slightly baffled as to how the hell this dipstick lead up to all this shit. So, there you have it, be on the look out for the return, its slightly apace. Ya'll wash your hands if you're cooking. Nikia J out.