The man they call "steak"

So today ya'll i'm chizzilling in the back of the ol hiltony hilton and what should i see but an old friend of mine from way back in the day, we will be leaving his name out of the blogusphere just to keep him on the up and up. (warrants-i mean you know) Anyhow, his nickname has always been Steak. (Grab a beverage) Me and this cat use to blow the walls off the barracks back in my contractor days. Every single day this man had a bologne and cheese sandwhich, and every day he ate it with a tall thermos full of kool-aid. Some days there was grape, some days cherry, lime, even orange. One day he even had "ghetto aid" a mixture of pineapple juice and one pack of kool aid with less sugar and twice the taste! (that shit is the shit) So i ask this cat why the hell is his nick name steak. Now bear in mind this guy is the Debo of the demolition crew, one time we were pulling glue down carpet up off the floor and when it was real stuck down we would hit him up for some of that muscle to get the job done and he would easily crack the cement when he pulled that shit up. So when i ask and he gives me this look like "bitch i'll kill you" and i kinda wanna get the fuck away from him but this is my compadre, we been the only two to stick it out in this hard ass labor job and i ain't trying to get with a niggas nerves and make him vamoose. But he just pulls out his samich and says "look here killa" and i see the bologne and the cheese and totally miss the meaning. Then he informs me of how no one else but him is on that bologne and how its his favorite cold-cut and his boys and other co-workers started that nickname due to the fact that he ate like a king since his favorite shit was bologne, and it was like having a steak everyday for lunch. And there it was, steak, big mean somoan, and full of that beef bologne. Having solved the mystery i give my homie a square and proceed to devour my pizza. This dude was also the first guy to tell me that i'm hateful, like my words could kill a nigga, and that i had a big nose. ( I think he called it a schnoz) Good times. Ya'll be cool, and hide the sac.