Ken..... by request only

Hello again good folks and folkettes. today we are going to be talking about a man by the name of ken. and he is so totally awesome you can only get him by request. and sometimes not even then. but the real mystery here is not who ken was or what was he about. but how powerful is that mustache he is sporting. it looks like its up there in the power ratings. if i was to create a power rating right now and it used a number system to categorize the power ratings ken would have a ten. you probably thought i was going to say eleven like a lot of asswipes will do to emphasize how something is very something. but that just pisses people off. how can breast be an 11 out of 10? its just not possibly. how can an ass be a 150 in a scale of 1-100? it just doesnt work. no matter how awesome the ass is. if it has to be a 150 then it should be on a scale of 1-150. thats what ken thinks anyhow. how do i know this you say. well i made the request for ken and i got it. also i have been searching and hunting for answers to this mystery of ken by request only and i think i have finally found my answers. if you didnt already know it ken is sort of a celebrity for producing what is widely regarded as the worst album cover of all time. and everyone was asking if ken was real and if so where is he. well here are all the answers you could ever need. ever.