Things change

Whats up gang. today we are going to talk about things that change. things that change for the good and things that change for the bad. lets start with the bad. diet cherry chocolate dr pepper. what the fuck is that? regular dr p is good enough for me so its good enough for everyone else too. what about changing the names on crayons from orange to macaroni and cheese. fuck that. the only things that should have names that mean flavor is purple drinks and blue drinks. we all know what blue and purple taste like so they dont need any extra defining. another example of something that was changed that shouldnt have been is little kids. they used to be nice now they are all bastards. and lets not forget about seat belt laws. god damn was that shit bad. fuck those bastards that pushed for that to be a law. if i want to wear my seat belt i will and if i dont want to wear it in my own fucking car that i bought with my fucking money then i wont. god damn does that piss me off. lastly clear pepsi. what the fuck was that? it looked like sprite and it tasted like ass. does that sound like a good idea? almost as good as the chips that made your ass leak. not cool. now for some stuff that has been a good change. tampa bays uniforms to start with. that old orange shit was awful. its a little more difficult to think of things that have changed for the better. i do have another change for the worse. those bull shit ass cameras at stop lights. i say if they dont see it with their own eyes then i get to get away with it. thats just bull shit. mailing you a fucking ticket. ill show them where they can mail it to. and by that i mean they can shove it up their asses. while i ranting a bit on the old government lets talk about the courthouse and city workers. if there is a building with more useless and lazy fucks in it than the chatham county courthouse i dare you to find it. it cant be done. they are unwilling to help they always just pass you onto someone else who in turn passes you. thats why when i worked at the shitty japanese restaurant i would tell them when i sat them at their tables. you are going to get courthouse service. so just sit ill bring you your drinks in 20 minutes and then i might take your order but then again you may have to go home and fill out three forms and come back, but i wont tell you which ones and no matter what they still wont have the right ones. haha i showed them, those bastards. alrighty then gang until next time watch out for the man and stick it to the man whenever you can.