Supa Dupa Fly

I think i just invented one of the coolest back handed slaps EVER! Let me start at the beginning and when i come to the end I'll stop. First, the perp. Whoever has done whatever make sure that they actually deserve the back handing and your not just trying to capitalize on the Nikia Jonez knockout back hand. Second, get the perp in your sights and find a way to sit, stand, work, walk, beside them so that they are on your right hand side. (with the slapping hand well within face range). Next, you wanna make sure they have no idea what's coming. Make for certain that you have them rapt in a good conversation and that they have no idea of the five finger discharge thats on the way. (yeah yeah, redundancy) So here it is you the perp, you have them on the right side of you and you curl your hand into a fist and knock that fucker on his ass, and let him know that you WERE gonna slap the piss out of him but you ain't no bitch ass nigga with no nuts. And if they perpetrate on yo shit again you gonna ice em over good with a shovel and a motha fuckin extension cord, like a goddamn fridge full of bootleg you gotta bury in the back yard before the fuzz show up and steal it all and throw a country ass nigga in jail. My bad, sorta ranted there for a minute. Ya'll keep a map in the ride, n to the J on his way. This has been a public service aouncement from the party to eliminate hoe ass niggas.