Sometimes you gotta smell the roses

Good morning once again fellow scraptonians and welcome to a very joyous and glorious day here at scrappytown. today i have for you something which is near and dear to my heart. it is oh so beloved and joyful. if this doesnt make you smile then your soul is black, like jeffreys. so without much further ado i present you with mullets. and these arent just any mullets, this is all different shapes and styles of mullets. i enjoyed the skullets and the monday mullet quite a good bit. well now that thats out there for your enjoyment i would like to say a few words to the non readers. first off come the fuck on. you guys know this shit is awesome and all you are doing is missing out on some good stuff. you will never know about chuck norris stuff like we do and what about stuff you arent supposed to do. you wont know it. also you wont know what cool cars are supposed to look like. not to mention you wont know how to be a strong person with powers and special skills. if you were reading this blog you would be up to date on all the swinger magazine news. and undoubtedly you are going without the knowledge of Noodles, shame on you. but if thats is not enough to make you come to us then what about a threat of a beating. yea thats right we will beat you down to the ground and then make you eat some dirt. then we will pop the wheels on your bike and throw your ice cream in the sand. we will take your lunch money and grind your gears. i guess to sum up all that we will mess you up. bad.