Chainsaws and Hog mauls

Well ladies and gents its almost quitting time and I'm starving like marvin. I was reading about John Gotti, and i gotta tell ya, he was one hard core motherfuckin gangsta ass dude. This fucker chopped a guy up with a chainsaw by his own hands because he ran his son over one day while riding his bike. That is gangsta gangsta, tonight y the way, at the hiltony hilton we got a gang of those corporate christmas parties going on and this shit is caking on my nerves. I did get hit on by this cougar who wasn't all that bad looking she just had that lithium smile. (way too happy, like she may be on xanax full time or some shit) The dj in the atrium doesn't suck for a change he's been flippin wax from everybody from ice-cube to vanilla ice. The best is yet to come as they say at times, for me the good times will unveil as soon as i get my ass up outta here and geta few cold ones down the old trachea. Alot of these airforce douches are bogarting a nigga's patience with there shallow half assed atempts at getting free shit. I'd like to take this time to adress that fucker "soulja boy" ya see, that shit is gay, its not even rap, and he can't even make up a good dance. I was checking out some you tube beef between Ice-T and soulja suck ass, and this shit ass seems to think that he is the future of the rap recording industry, i myself would have to agree with T that there is no fucking way in hell that the bullshit he's trying to pass off as music will amount to shit is a matter of months. Anyway, fuck soulja boy and his gay ass (ness). I gotta get the hell outta this peice. Ya'll stay warm and throw away your left overs. Nikia J on his way. PEACE-

Tommys Tinting: Come and get it while its cheap

Once again gang here i am and there you are. Im typing away and you are eagerly reading hoping that the next word will be just as good as the one before. and it always is. so in the spirit of not disappointing, i give you Tommy's Tinting. its a special kind of tint that doesnt make you look like a drug dealer and the cops wont hassle you as much. Additionally its easy to apply. heres how it works. you bring me your car and i keep it for a week. in the mean time you get a rental dont worry. despite the easy application of the tint it take time to perfect it. we start out by taking the dogs to the dog park, windows up. this is where the tinting process really takes off. because the dogs know we are dog park bound they start panting hard and moving to the edges of the car. right by the window. this is where they put their noses all over the window and there may be some licking as well if your car is clean. basically we do this everyday for the whole week we have your car. then by the time you get your car back there will be nose prints all over your windows. so much so that people wont be able to see in. heck you might even have trouble seeing out. the genius behind this is that all the nose rubbing happens on the inside so that when it rains it doesnt wash away your sweet tinting. alrighty gang thats what i had to say and now its said so until i start saying more things keep waiting on me to say them. until next time

40 oz.

Man i need a beer ya'll. This shit is sucking ass, ya see, there are alot of nice asses in the hilto today, but none of the bearers of these suculent rear ends are worth opening your mouth to talk to. (Im fuckin serious) My good buddy k.b. has had a bad start to the night with the heat and a\c going schizo for what seems to be no apparent reason at all what so ever. Im really looking forward to just getting home and having some chilli that my rear end bearer hasspent most of the day preparing in amongst taking her final exams and sleeping in with me! (oh yeah, good times) I can't wait to get the fuck outta the hiltony hilton today. This whole "situation" were in with the economy sucks alot and overall im just sick of these rich ass holes crying over how their getting raped over and over again. I have also narrowed down a special breed of ass hole here lately. I noticed it at first with just a few people my age who were complainging about bush and his tax breaks, the little by little they let on that they were bitching because they had voted for him and were getting taxed to the limit and almost broke, so being as inquisitive as i am i ask if they were rich and if that was why they had voted for his half retarded ass. They look at me kinda, weird, and then they answer me honestly and say no, and i direct them to a webpage that clearly shows bush's tax cuts being made specifically for the rich. I couldn't help but ask if they were stupid. Too which they said no and we polished off some mo beers. But i mean come the fuck on, you vote for a dullard, expect dull ass results. Anyhow, i wanna drink a 40 and i got to get the hell off the computer so we can "link down" ya'll keep ya socks white. Nikia J on his way.

Christmas Timey

Once again team it is that magical time of year when it snows alot of places but almost never here. why is that? well its because its just too awesome here, thats what i say at least. today im sitting here at work and im trying to decide what to get my fam for xmas. i am going to get a COCKS hat for my brother in law and some soaps and shit for my sister. and anna will be getting stuff for her hair which if i dont get i will be murdered. then comes the moms. she says all she wants is some shitty slippers but is that good enough? i good get her some nice slippers but she wouldnt wear them although she would say that she would. or i could get her the shitty cheap kind and she would be happy but i would feel like i hadnt gotten enough so i figure she will get some soaps and shit too. luckily women are easy to shop for because you can always get a deal on those bull shit soap baskets and stuff. on another page tonite is the bucs game and we are pretty stocked about that. at least i am because it means i will have something to do here other than play shitty internet games. lets see here what else is there to say. fuzzy ran away again. she has been gone almost a week but we still hope she will come back. someone has probably got her and is stealing all of our loving. dirty bitches. felix has been trying real hard to get it on and we have been good about keeping here from getting outside to get some but she did. at least she got outside hopefully she hasnt been doing alot of getting it on. she has definitly been outside wailing for all the cats to come and get some. i just talked to anna and she managed to get felix back in the house but she was kicking and screaming and clawing. and now there are two cats meowing at the back door trying to get felix to come out. well gang i suppose thats enough for now. until next time be easy and stay outta jail

Recognition

Well once again ladies and ladiesmen, nikia j riding high, and not so fly. Its been a good minute since i had the chance to get down with the get down and feed the ever so hungry pages of our all time favorite blog of blogs. First things first, i think today i may have discovered what the fuck i wanna do with my future. Having not brought this out into the open until right now, i will explain this much: for years i have put off school and travel to find just what in the flying fuck i wanna do with my life but so much shit that i have done and gotten into interests me to the point that i didn't wanna settle with one certain thing in fear that i may miss out on some other cool type shit that i was/am interested in doing. Also, niggas just be too mothafuckin busy stacking them chips, slicing that pie, and buttering that bread to just stop and do some new shit. But anyways, i wanna work on williams street in atlanta ga. For those of you who have no clue what the hell this might be, it is simply an animation studio for my most favorite block of t.v. called adult swim where it all goes down like a plane crash. See, t.v. is way too serious, and i wanna be part of that which not so much so. (so to speak) plus i just love some straight funy cartoons. The other half of that is the degree, (yeah, this nigga here in college) that this will require is in a field that is always changing and evolving with time. (media comunications) That of course will only change if mankind decides that they no longer require staying in touch and shit. For now fellow scrapians thats all i got to give. Ya'll keep ya toothbrush sanitary.

Things change

Whats up gang. today we are going to talk about things that change. things that change for the good and things that change for the bad. lets start with the bad. diet cherry chocolate dr pepper. what the fuck is that? regular dr p is good enough for me so its good enough for everyone else too. what about changing the names on crayons from orange to macaroni and cheese. fuck that. the only things that should have names that mean flavor is purple drinks and blue drinks. we all know what blue and purple taste like so they dont need any extra defining. another example of something that was changed that shouldnt have been is little kids. they used to be nice now they are all bastards. and lets not forget about seat belt laws. god damn was that shit bad. fuck those bastards that pushed for that to be a law. if i want to wear my seat belt i will and if i dont want to wear it in my own fucking car that i bought with my fucking money then i wont. god damn does that piss me off. lastly clear pepsi. what the fuck was that? it looked like sprite and it tasted like ass. does that sound like a good idea? almost as good as the chips that made your ass leak. not cool. now for some stuff that has been a good change. tampa bays uniforms to start with. that old orange shit was awful. its a little more difficult to think of things that have changed for the better. i do have another change for the worse. those bull shit ass cameras at stop lights. i say if they dont see it with their own eyes then i get to get away with it. thats just bull shit. mailing you a fucking ticket. ill show them where they can mail it to. and by that i mean they can shove it up their asses. while i ranting a bit on the old government lets talk about the courthouse and city workers. if there is a building with more useless and lazy fucks in it than the chatham county courthouse i dare you to find it. it cant be done. they are unwilling to help they always just pass you onto someone else who in turn passes you. thats why when i worked at the shitty japanese restaurant i would tell them when i sat them at their tables. you are going to get courthouse service. so just sit ill bring you your drinks in 20 minutes and then i might take your order but then again you may have to go home and fill out three forms and come back, but i wont tell you which ones and no matter what they still wont have the right ones. haha i showed them, those bastards. alrighty then gang until next time watch out for the man and stick it to the man whenever you can.

Braggin

Alrighty fellow bloggers and bloggettes, hope all is well and far from hell. I really don't have a fuckin clue what to blog about, me and the E are just sitting around on chill waiting for the happy china guy to show up with the LoMein and the egg rolls. (we some hungy ass ghetto motherfuckers). WAIT! I just thought of something that is gold! The other day my esteemed colleage and co-worker (the kyle) informs me that on craigslist i was mentioned as a missed connection, now if you don't know what this is, it's basically a forum where you leave a message to some one who you met and wanted to hook up with. So just now a dude from the hilton garden inn calls and tells me this s.o.b. just checked in and is asking about me and wanting to know if i still worked at the hiltony hilton. (wtf???????!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!) so i thinks im gonna have to pack that steel on that one, i mean, the shit head left me a message and never got hit back, so what the fuck else does one need to get the message? Enough of that, i also am getting worried about this habit i just picked up, i cant seem to not do the crossword puzzle in the paper everyday. I get the paper read it over and then little by little i lose patience and have to jump to the middle page and fish out that glorious array of blank squares and fill them one at a time racking my brains to solve what seems practically unanswerable. Anyhow, i gotta go get down with the get down. Ya'll eat hearty, and healthy it'll keep you alive a lot longer! this is a ramble from the mind of the man known as niki jonez.