Tuesday, April 13, 2010

She a hoe fo sho!

Guy and gurls, its another day with little or no pay, and of course no blog from the gun man himself. Moving right along, lets analyze a motha fuckin bitch ass HOE! Ya really have to understand the stamina and the abilities needed to be deemed "hoe." And please beleive me when i say that i certainly aint referring to no garden tools. First if she can run in them stiletto's, and still not spill a drank while chasing some nigga wit some bread, she a hoe. If she clean ya house for a rental, HOE. Who could ever forget the hair, more than 2 colors, and two stylings that make it look like a monet, HOE. Race don't matter, and she can be short, tall, skinny, fat. The most trifling ass hoes i know are some short skinny white girls that reside in the nether realm of gooseneck ga. (sad i know) The funniest thing about hoes is there modest interest in the high class folk who never come around them, instead they search them out, there's the flirty flashy atention grabbing aspect that'll make ya pitch your empties at there face. But most important of all is the get up. A hoe will hold no shame, and big girls especially, will wear whatever, whenever. (rolls apparently come free with this particular breed of hoe ya know) Now big girls do need the love, but in my mind, maybe they should be paying the poor sap who couldn't get a date and got stuck taking a hoe with him to the spot. I mean this man gonna spend his bread all night, and you aint gonna let him hit til he break bread with you, so why not just show him the chase and let him cut to it so to speak. Anyway, fuck a hoe, that's why nikia has since long ago steered clear of all the hoe-ware, and daitng scene. I gotta bad bitch who can scratch my itch. Anyhow keep bleach in the bathroom, nikia J out!

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