A most heinous act

Well folks the unexpected happened and my compadre mr jones was turned back from the sheraton just as he turned his back on the hilton. i would give yall the details but things on my end are a bit hazy. from what i understand miguel came in and was doing just fine then the gm amanda saw him and flipped her shit. but if i know anything mr jones will be back on his feet in no time probably making more money than before. and when that time comes i can only hope for a blog on this most heinous of ordeals. this is worse than the custody battle over anna nicole smiths money, or whether or not to put an asterisk on barry bonds record breaking homerun, or the unspeakable acts done to toby the rabbit. even more undeniably horrible as nails on a chalk board or the sound of your teeth breaking.(that last one is very bad and it is permanently embedded in my head,. very unpleasant if youve never had the pleasure of hearing it) but other than that short little update on our lives down here in the dirty i havent got much to tell yall. there will be some pictures of toby the dog on here as soon as i figure out how to get them from camera to computer. stupid technology.

Im wearing brown shoes and a black belt

Damn straight and fuck you if you think its wrong. it looks just fine to me. also i think that wearing stripes that go in different directions is cool. i dont care if others think it looks stupid. i think people who wear their hats to the side look dumb. and what about the people who dont bend the bill of their hat. they are stupid, how else do you expect to keep the sun from your eyes? dipshits. or the people with the very tight pants, thats just fucking stupid. and then you have the ridiculously baggy pants that make you walk funny just to keep them on. although i am strongly opposed to anyone saying they cant wear what the want and also i say fuck you to anyone who wants to make a law about how far down your pants can go. also real men dont wear pink, sissies do. and to all you sissies out there wearing pink shirts that actually say "real men wear pink", well you can just go to hell and die.

on a lighter note yesterday was big ray and darcy b-day. happy b-day everybody. and sometime last week was miguels i am told so a very merry belated birthday to you as well. and to everyone else happy unbirthday. what an awesome day my unbirthday is. next time it comes around i am going to do things different. there will be fanfare and a tickertape parade and the people who have to clean up all the tickertape wont have to. oh no our annoying mayor will have to and this guy. alright well i cant seem to find a picture that is big but if you look here. it is the jackass at the bottom. that guy is the biggest douche bag ever, just look at that shit eating grin. but the guy just above him, good stuff. many of our elected officials here in savannah are odd folks, one day i hope to be one. alright then guys that it. there will be no witty comment to sum up and surely no peasy for you today. just gonna quit typing and thats that.