Showing posts with label dirty dirty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dirty dirty. Show all posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Getting it in.
Well guys and gals, its been long enough, once again N to the J like yeast will rise to the occasion and make another notch in the blog tree. Lets get right into it. First the weather is really fucked up, for 3 days i can kick it like a soccer ball in my shorts and t shirts. Next thing you know its 3 days of sweaters and jackets and shivering my ass off. Mother nature might be on her period yo. Next, who the fuck thought that the guy who ran a pizza chain internationally would make a good president. I mean really? That dude looked as dumb as them hoes who was trying to holla back at him once he made the GOP. But fuck that shit, i mean im sure any dude stuck managing all of the pizza places in America would get horny and hit on some chicks. But you cant do all that and try our for the white house either. Come to think about it, i still hate bush too. Fuck him with a hot iron trident. Twice. In the other news, people still think global warming is a myth. I'd like to take that guy to Canada and make him take hike up all the mountains that dont have any more ice on them. But lets not wander to far into the muckity muck of shit that sucks. Today were gonna brush up on gettin it in. See you may not know it, (and Im sure lots of you do know) that we all get it in one way or another. You ever get your work out on and you actually feel good enough to kill a man, you may have just got it in. Now if your ride's fuckin up and you fix it good enough to keep killinit for a good minute, nigga you just got it in. If you reading this while your girl is tripping and you aint giving a shit, you sir, are getting it in as you read. Tonight germs and gents thats all the flavor you can savor for now. Ill be back sooner than later to kick it with ya's once more. Dont eat it if it still moving. Ya boy's out!!!!
Monday, December 3, 2007
And so sayeth the Tommy
Today is getting cold down here in the dirty. Oh our beloved dirty. What a wonderful place. It doesnt snow and its called the dirty. We do dirty things in the dirty. One of our grand pastimes is drinking beers and chilling. At my first house we built ourselves our own bar in the backyard, Scrappys, the namesake of this thing. It is called scrappys bacause we built it out of scraps from movie sets and the old shed. Scrappys is the real deal we have not only got a bar to lean on but a full fridge, cable tv, and decorations gallore. One of my favorite items of the decor is our C.A.R.C. sign. That stands for the chatham area retarded citizens. I am a proud member of carc and the imad movement. The IMAD movement is the Ivory Movement Against Discrimination. I know IMAD arent you? In summation the dirty is dirty and we do dirty things while still being involved in our community and the political processes of our government. thats the word for the day. also superfly is a word of today.
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