Leakin

Well, gals and gal pals, let me get to the vernacular first and foremost. When the phrase comes up that "so and so has good kidneys" it simply means that they are untrustworthy or just can't keep there mouth shut. The reasoning: good kidneys filter out the bad and flush it from your body, where as a loud mouth will filter out the good and spill or "leak" out all the bad. So with that outta the way, please allow me the pleasure to upload certain pertaining to a hussie with some good ass kidneys. Now the person in question is not that cool at all in any shape form or fashion what so ever. This person embarrasses herself to the point that people cringe as she opens her mouth, on top of the fact that if you are a person who has no temperament you eventually develop one dealing with this schlub. Now the reason i have enlighten you with the leakin and the cringing is that this idiot told a few folks around the job that we are an "item" so to speak, and some of you as well as EVERYBODY at the job knows, I am a happily married man. So you can only imagine the riot and the vescious laughter at the sound of such a thing. The thing I am more interested in is letting the wifey hear about it and see if she would indulge me in reciprocating on the matter. It would be a timeless moment in the life and times of the man known as Nikia jonez. (fuck yeah). any how, i'm outta this piece, ya'll keep the thrilla in manilla.

That Nigga shit

Well, fellow loyal readers, i blogged yesterday and it got lost or something i gues, i will reiderate later on though. Today we gone talk about that nigga shit. See i've noticed how much of an uproar it causes when people drop that word. I don't mean any certain type of people, just people in general. I am a frequent user of this word, all of my freinds are, and all of there families and relatives do too. In the lower regions of the ghetto where i got alot of nigga shit type experience, we only referr to each as niggas, cause they my niggas, and i'm they nigga, so it works out perfectly. I totally see why folks get all in an uproar and freak the fuck out about it, but at the same time, it doesn't always mean some fucked up repugnant shit about some one's ethnic backround. When you hang with you dogs, that is "Doing Only Gangsta Shit" that's that nigga shit. When you drop a duece in the backyard cause ya ma may have locked ya out or you can't do that at some one else's spot, that is nigga shit 4 tha real. Now when you address some one as "nigga" this is obviously more than an aquaintance or a person you have met fot the first time, this is probably an esteemed colleage of yours or even your best motha fuckin freind. The point is this word has been given so much power and is such a delightful way to get the small talk and hand shakes and freindly hellos right the fuck outta the way. Me, personally i feel that lots of shallow thinking and people way out of touch witht he ride or die soldier within have caused this word to be a thing of negativism, and puts it at the height of hypocrisy. All in all cadets, we strive hard here at scrappys to allow nigga shit to flow freely and without limitations. The next time you roll past the ghetto all nervous and shit, keep in mind the above information. You will be wise to the streets in no time at all. That's not to say that the reader(YOU) may not already be down like four flat tires, with no spare and the bumper got jacked. Ya'll breath deep and read aloud. nikia to the motha fuckin J signing off (for now)...........