Chilaquiles

Hey you guys gotta try this classic mexican dish, its a breakfast deal so if you wake up with a hang over or just need some energy grub that'll "stick yo your ribs" like my grandma use to say.
You will need:
1.) One whole roma tomatoe
2.) One whole jalepeno
3.) Half of an onion
4.) Corn rotillas ( el milagro are the best ones, all chill no fill)
5.) Queso Fresco
6.) Rooster Bullets (eggs damn you)

First, you're gonna have to dice up the tomatoe, pepper, and onion, the chunkier you leave them the more you will taste them in your eggs.

Next, heat your frying pan with some butter or oil, and add the onion and pepper first with a pinch of garlic salt. When you get the overwhelming smell of onion and pepper add your eggs and tomatoes. While all the fry magic is going down, use a griddle or some type of flat skillet to heat your tortillas up 3 to 4 at the time. You want them slightly dark and soft enough to roll or fold over. As your tortillas are heating and you take them off the pan, crumble the queso fresco into the middle and add your scrambled treasure. Fold in half and get down with the get down.

I've been eating chilaquiles since i was like 5 ot 6 yrs.old. If u are worried about the spiciness, you can de-seed the jalepeno so that it doesn't burn at all. The tortillas don't have to be el milagro there just my favorite kind in the whole world. Another cool thing to do is fry a tortilla and then drop an egg on it once you flip for the last time, its called "huevos rancheros" sound pretty fuckin familiar? Its all poor food we eat to keep the wheels turning without breaking the bank. Ya'll be careful in the street, they always watching.

hit'em high

Well hello once again scrapians, its the man with the plan but not from pakistan. Today ladies and ladies men has been just another day at the salt mines. The best is yet to come as me and my one and only have got to get some eats and get down with the get down. The next thing that i must let you guys in on if you didn't know already, is that the man himself Jim Carrey is fuckin canadian! I mean what are the fuckin odds? The mask, ace ventura, truman! All backed by the man himself. Who wouldve thunk it? Then of course you have ol Billy bob Thornton who gets booed out of canada because he said "its all potatoes and no gravy." Now he's banned from the whole counrty, but get this shit, he was on tour with his band. His band? I didn't even know that fucker could play an instrument. The fucked up part about it is that he said it to a Dj on the radio because the cocksucker wasn't even doing the original bit about the music tour, all he wanted to do was beef with ol Billy bob about his movie career. (Ain't that bout a bitch) Anyway todays entry short as it may be, is still packed with all the essential nutrients that u need from the blogosphere. And of course, watch out for those bitch ass niggas.