The useless info

Alright gentlemen and gentleladies, hope you're a ok and traveling with out delay, Ill waste no time bashing in the brains of those motherfuckin shitty ass infomercials. Where do these numb nutted fools get the balls? The dollar store, the moon, maybe the white house? I want cartoons, and late night scary movies, even an old western with that Clint Eastwood flavor you can savor, but infomercials? Not only is this the most pointless useless mindless ass way to try and promote a product but its an utterly tragic waste of mothafuckin time and effort, and if you can gauge ya boy by now TIME is the only thing in this world i refuse with utter strictness to waste. You're not getting any of it back any time soon and you definetly cant win a time share full of it or win it like the lottery. No my fellow scrapians, this just simply will not fucking do. I mean they even sucked cuck norris in, the total gym does kick a lot of ass, ( yeah i got one off the net) but not because of the fuckin infomercial, or even because of good ol chuck, i just wanted a floor work that would do the trick for arms and legs. Theres that other dildo who sells that stupid slap chop where he half ass raps through it. Commercials suck bad enough, (maybe not the old spice ones) so why inflict even more damage to the world of watchers by gumming the senses with mindless ads for dick fertlizers and slap choppers and silver and gold polishes. What are they paying these people, and ladies, why the fuck would give yourself the nun glaze by bragging on what undergarment keeps the pee in? Those poor bastards, never have i been so apalled by the man and his attempt to scalp a grown ass outta some bread. Afroman said it best when he said fuck the corporate world. Oh yeah, Arizona can still suck my half brown ass cheek, and with that I would also like to wish all of you out and about in the blogosphere a good memorial day weekend. Until next time ya'll keep an extra clip, and dont catch one in the hip.

The soul pole network

Well killas, the idea of ideas has come forth. Bore from the tireless thoughts and inquiries of the mind of a man who knows not of greed, only need. An idea so stupendous and out rightly ingenius that only you the reader have the preparedness to deal with such a massive of amount of ingenuity and calculation. Those who have bored us with the tantilizing thought of a channel that only features music are the only ones who face peril with the awakening of such inclinations. An idea so grand that in end of things and in the face of my death I will pass ease knowing that my creation will live on long after after I'm worm food and you the reader can still be easy on the peasy at your own leisure. T.v. will never be what it once was, nore will it hold the same significance as it once did. No my friends nothing about the idiot box will be stale and unappeasing in the slightest. So until then keep you remotes close and your t.v. guides closer, cause its coming and no can do anything to motha fuckin stop it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is nikia gals and gal pals, slap hands and make plans, im out.