In accordance with the gun man.

A rare thing happened to me yesterday, and i'm not gonna blog about it, instead i will blog in concurrence with the gun man himself. First, all this shit about the laziness, send your kid outside everyday in the summer and don't let them in til it's time for supper, this method of training and breaking in a child is by far one of the most superior ways to ensure that a) they won't be lazy b) they will more than appreciate your house and be less likely to fuck it up while your gone cause they never get to see it. C) (the big one) if you want obedience, beat it in them. The next thing that i myself have noticed is the whole job and money concept. That is just as easy to rememdy as well, get you kid a job asap. This won't just teach them to appreciate all they have and earn, but it will also teach them that this is what life is REALLY like, living to work and working to live, Its just the way of the world, not games and Mcdonalds 24/7. And teach your kids to fuckin cook man!!!!! Shit if you raise some one with no resposibilities and no way to care for themselves you just officially raised a fuckin idiot!!!! Just like the gun man said though, i ain't perfect, but i am a grown ass man. and i know too many motherfuckers my age that can't even melt butter without a near miss! The worst is these little crybabies, motherfuckers who freak out over anything theydon't get just the way they want it, the only day that supposed to happen is your motherfuckin birthday ya dig? I mean shit man they ain't nobody that goddamn royal. Don't EVER give ya kid some candy till they like 5 or 6, that way they'l still have teeth in kindegarten and they won't bounce off the walls like a damn jackass in heat. The amount of people who give in to their kids is largely accountable for the shittiness in this day and age. The age of an era is not easily persuaded, this almost goes without saying, but the outcome of it could just as easily be pushed another way if people remembered how to hand out an ass whooping. For now that's all i gotta say about that, It's time for nikia to the jay to go sling a deuce! Keep your eyes open, and the wind to your back.

El Capitan

Without a doubt Captain Ron is one of the coolest movies ever made. I say this with confidence as i now if you were to watch it you would agree. It has Kurt Russell and Martin Short. I mean come on. you could put kurt russell and martin short into a barrel and shove them off of niagra falls and it would be delighful, but put them into a movie about a captain and his rich family. gold, pure gold comes out. This reminds me of another movie which is sweeter then honey covered in sugar wrapped in molasses.(that says asses) and that would of course be coneheads. who doesnt love people with really tall heads that come to cones at the top. its almost like a tall boob. plus the chick who was the young conehead was pretty hot. chris farley may have gotten lucky and got to hit that. but we will never know as he has passed on. well gang since recently my posting have been so long this one will be disappointingly short. however never fear as there will be a tommorrow so for now go crank up the go ninja go song and get down like its 1999, or 1996 for that matter. the olympics in georgia was pretty cool. Mr. Sulu beam me up.

New faces old spaces.

Well tonite is my first nite alone with the good old shenkster. It has been ok. Luckily rocksteady and bebop are here to cheer me up. also all or r kellys crew are here. i am officialy a cool guy now because they like me. also i hope to get a lot of guest request with positvei mentions of me. did everyone notice the new addition to the page. fluffy is a mean son of a bitch and also the destroyer of worlds. however i doubt he would be softer than sweet sweet otis. i cant wait ot leave today, we had to go to this stupid meeting about working hard and how we arent here for the money. fuck that i dont work for fuckin fun. i work for god damn money. they can kiss my ass. id like to see them stop paying peopel and see how many mother fuckers really want to work just to help people. once i exit this setting i am going home to the lovely lady, some cold beers, and my favorite relaxing moments. plus otis fuzzy and felix. i know all you readers and non readers alike understand much of that but if you hang in there i might let you in on the secrets down the road. well alrighty sports fans that one was short and sweet. be easy on the peasy.