A Tribute to "The MAN" Al Borland aka Richard Karn

Hello and welcome once again to another version of the scrappy theater. today we are here to pay homage to a great man. his name is al borland. you my have seen him on such shows as home improvement which i usually call tool time. we all remember al as a lovable flannel wearing fat man whose mother was apparently massive and bearded as well. at least if you listen to tim taylor. what many of you may not know is that he was also the host of family feud back when the i was in college and we loved it. we would chill out big time before dinner while watching the feud then we would go to dinner and the horribly shitty food didnt look quite so bad. so hears to you al. and he also has a blog. well i hoped you learned something and if you didnt it ok as long as you are following the blog. if you arent following very unpleasant things may very well happen to you and your extended family. so watch out.

El Capitan

Without a doubt Captain Ron is one of the coolest movies ever made. I say this with confidence as i now if you were to watch it you would agree. It has Kurt Russell and Martin Short. I mean come on. you could put kurt russell and martin short into a barrel and shove them off of niagra falls and it would be delighful, but put them into a movie about a captain and his rich family. gold, pure gold comes out. This reminds me of another movie which is sweeter then honey covered in sugar wrapped in molasses.(that says asses) and that would of course be coneheads. who doesnt love people with really tall heads that come to cones at the top. its almost like a tall boob. plus the chick who was the young conehead was pretty hot. chris farley may have gotten lucky and got to hit that. but we will never know as he has passed on. well gang since recently my posting have been so long this one will be disappointingly short. however never fear as there will be a tommorrow so for now go crank up the go ninja go song and get down like its 1999, or 1996 for that matter. the olympics in georgia was pretty cool. Mr. Sulu beam me up.