I just saw the commercial where the lady is saying some of here favorite things like that song from the sound of music and i thought it would be a good blog today if i told you good people a few of my favorite things down here in the dirty. I really like going to the beach and doing nothing. That has to be one of my most favoriteest things to do. hangin with my homies and my friends is excellent. i enjoy kittens. i like the fact the georgia and missouri are kind of the same shape. i like voltron and the defenders of the universe. i like Ralph S Mouse. I like seeing people get caught unawares. I think that captain planet was a good cartoon but the kid with the monkey was a sissy. the girl with the blond hair was the hottest. i like boobs, no two ways about it. i enjoy eightball and mjg tunes. beaker is my favorite muppet. brown is my favorite crayon. djibouti is my favorite country name. its like its asking a question- did you booty? i like the little homies. i liked the movie with bill cosby called leonard part 6 even though there was only one part. i enjoy jacked up cruisers. i enjoy beers in the shower. i enjoy our beloved dirty dirty. d I enjoy a nice cold budweiser after a long day, also after short days. the look on peoples face after they hear the sand paper sally joke is super sweet. well gang the time is running and i must be off. but dont worry i am sure there will be more to come. until then keep your bags in check and watch out for your bum. like the offspring said "when your in prison dont pick up the soap it is bad for you"
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
The Gol derned Intranet
First i wish to say that many of the episodes of Whos the Boss with Tony Danza were written by a gentleman by the name of Bud Wiser. Look it up you will see who is right.
Now to business. Back in the day before i went to college i didnt really like the internet. i mean sure it had porn and all but thats only cool sometimes. But then i went to school. at first i defied the internet but it was to make me its bitch by the time i was asked to leave that god awful school. My first day there i got a brand new computer compliments of the moms. She got me the cheapest one they had to offer, which i didnt realize because it looked much fanier than any computer we ever had before(all the computers we got before that were from my moms office because they were going to throw it away). Mine had a flat screen and speakers(can you imagine watching porn on the internet for years without sound?) it was an amazing thing i tell you what. Unfortunately my laziness got the better of me so I went and got good old Travis(we like to call him T-rav, he hated it). He was one of those wonderful human beings i so lovingly call computer kids. he loved anime and his computer and of course porn, typical of computer kids. Luckily for me travis was willing to put it all together for me and teach me how to use it. so now i was on my way, only i was on the internet i was on the intranet using my ethernet cable. It was wild stuff. like that commercial for the super bowl with donkey lips, damn that shit was good. Now on my intranet i was able to go into other peoples computers and look around and take stuff. i only took movies and music but you really could get at anything. Then i downloaded itunes for the first time. and so it was that i began my huge collection of crappy music with good songs stuck in every now and again. later that day i discovered collegehumor.com and i was blown away. i mean who knew that besides naked pictures there were also funny pictures on the internet. it was awersome. i couldnt wait to wake up the next day and see the new pictures. it was like heaven. that lasted me a good two years of fulfilling internet time. however today i discovered something even better than funny pictures. funny movies. it is called youtube. i watched this one where a guy from world of warcraft walks around singing that song from right said fred( i wonder what happened to fred?) and of course my favorite internet thing ever. that numa numa kid. he even has like 4 more movies. all equally funny. and then other people made videos similar to his original video. i never knew i could laugh while being so tired. it was remarkable. so kids the lesson for today is that the internet isnt just for naked chicks getting it on with each other and dudes, it is also about funny pictures and movies. also the weather and directions. im fucking tired and i am about ready to go home and sleep. watch out for the hamburglar and keep eating you wheaties. sandford out
Now to business. Back in the day before i went to college i didnt really like the internet. i mean sure it had porn and all but thats only cool sometimes. But then i went to school. at first i defied the internet but it was to make me its bitch by the time i was asked to leave that god awful school. My first day there i got a brand new computer compliments of the moms. She got me the cheapest one they had to offer, which i didnt realize because it looked much fanier than any computer we ever had before(all the computers we got before that were from my moms office because they were going to throw it away). Mine had a flat screen and speakers(can you imagine watching porn on the internet for years without sound?) it was an amazing thing i tell you what. Unfortunately my laziness got the better of me so I went and got good old Travis(we like to call him T-rav, he hated it). He was one of those wonderful human beings i so lovingly call computer kids. he loved anime and his computer and of course porn, typical of computer kids. Luckily for me travis was willing to put it all together for me and teach me how to use it. so now i was on my way, only i was on the internet i was on the intranet using my ethernet cable. It was wild stuff. like that commercial for the super bowl with donkey lips, damn that shit was good. Now on my intranet i was able to go into other peoples computers and look around and take stuff. i only took movies and music but you really could get at anything. Then i downloaded itunes for the first time. and so it was that i began my huge collection of crappy music with good songs stuck in every now and again. later that day i discovered collegehumor.com and i was blown away. i mean who knew that besides naked pictures there were also funny pictures on the internet. it was awersome. i couldnt wait to wake up the next day and see the new pictures. it was like heaven. that lasted me a good two years of fulfilling internet time. however today i discovered something even better than funny pictures. funny movies. it is called youtube. i watched this one where a guy from world of warcraft walks around singing that song from right said fred( i wonder what happened to fred?) and of course my favorite internet thing ever. that numa numa kid. he even has like 4 more movies. all equally funny. and then other people made videos similar to his original video. i never knew i could laugh while being so tired. it was remarkable. so kids the lesson for today is that the internet isnt just for naked chicks getting it on with each other and dudes, it is also about funny pictures and movies. also the weather and directions. im fucking tired and i am about ready to go home and sleep. watch out for the hamburglar and keep eating you wheaties. sandford out
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