My Dream Car

Good day once again folks, here we are blogging early on in the day. the sun is out and it is getting steamy outside. but we arent here to talk about the weather today. oh no we are talking about my dream car. or at least how i could turn my current car into an awesome car. but in order to fully know what the dream car will look like you have to understand how it looks now. i have a 1994 buick le sabre. it is light blue but the hood and right fender are primer black from a collision with a very unfortunate deer. it was a quick death though. so this is what it looks like but with the black hood and fender. if i had unlimited money the first thing i would do is black out my windows. kind of like those but much darker. then i would paint it dark blue so as to look more official. then i would jack it up. and finally i would put some big old mudders on it. that way we could go mudding and not worry about the leather seats getting all muddy. also we could still go through most drive thrus since it wont be so tall like a truck would. and finally the best part of all is the truck balls on the back. hell fucking yea. anyhow thats my dream. whats yours? until next time remember x to the z and you might get your car pimped and some balls to go with it. yall be easy now, ya hear.

Two Tommyless Days

Well im glad everyone made it through. i know it was tough having none of my rambling for two whole days but now it starts again. well its more of a jump start since i have off tomorrow but still a restart because my co conspirator miguel will be leaking his brand of insanity onto the internet. trust i feel bad enough for my good buddy he gets to work all by his lonesome with the half puerto rican half black man. i mean is there anything scary. i think probably lions and tigers would be worse. at least more scary. but enough of that work stuff for now this is a happy place where i come to escape work.
one thing i really like is that guy who would paint on tv so people could learn and he would say all the goofy shit. damn was that funny. also i truly do like soul train, and rod roddy. although i think drew carey makes the price is right less amazing, and it truly was amazing with bob. i mean those people get some damn excited, how could anyone not like it? now i am down to the last 2 hours maybe. when i got here today i was told i may have to stay late so as to help the ang. she wouldnt do the same i dont think, or at least i wouldnt want her to. well it is time for me to get off this and do some real type work. like nothing. up your ass with mobil gas. big tommy the big bomby