The bridges have been nashed

Hello and welcome to all. tonite is a special nite, as it is my last nite here at the promenade and with any luck my last all nighter ever. but as we all know its never a good idea to say never. but thats not we are here to talk about tonite. we arent even here to talk about the birth of a nation. tonite we are here to talk about a show that comes on twice each week day morning from 10 to 11 and then from 11 to noon. we like to call it nash bridges. its stars a man by the name of don johnson. he says sweet things all the time like "you better help us or you will be locked up forever" and he calls everyone bubba. his partner, joe, is cheech. its pretty annoying seeing cheech in stuff where he doesnt smoke jays the size of posters tubes, but i guess its no worse than seeing ice-t, who sang the cop killer song, playing the police. but dont get me wrong i love me some law and order. and the SVU although it is fucked up is awesome. i could watch the law and order marathons until my eye balls fall out. and when an episode comes on that i havent seen before, you had better shut it so i can hear and get out the way so i can see. as sad as it is to say, i need, nay NEED, my law and order. but we cant all be perfect. i suppose if my life long dream of being on COPS never happens, being on law and order would suffice. i could be the crazy psychopath who butchers people. but i would play guy walking by if it got me on there. talking about cops is there anything more ridiculous than bike cops in their bike shorts? i think not, well maybe horse cops. but before i go i would like you all to know what kind of cops are my favs. and that kind is these. hell yea

A feast of a feast

G'day mates. thats what they say in Crocodile dundee to say hello. here in georgia we say hi. what do gay horses say? haaayyyy! so the feast is getting nearer everyday and it is getting exciting. the day of the feast is set for the 24th of this month but i am going to have to work that night so hopefully we can change it still. i am pretty sure me and the lady have decided on a big pot of our famous bar-b-que but you can never be too sure what could pop up before then. also we are probably going to get a keg so as not to have to buy all those individual beers. you can never have too much beer but not having enough is always possible. we are surely looking forward to whatever specialty the villalobos cook up for us. the only problem is going to be having places to sit down at to eat as our house has only so many chairs. as for toby he had his first bit of steak last nite and as one would expect he liked it. we can only hope that one day toby is as big and as fierce as the beast in the sandlot. we hope that he is at least big enough to eat small children. getting off the toby topic i would like to talk a little about the sandlot. firstly was it the best movie that came out that year? very probably. it had a feel good story with the goofy kid and his long hat, the poor mexican who grows up to be a major leaguer, and the kid who pretended to drown so as he could make out with the hot girl. if that isnt the trifecta for a sweet as movie then you tell me what it is. and saying keanu reeves, patrick swayze and surfing doesnt beat it, it ties. plus they are different genres and you watch them in different states of mind. as i was doing this blog i decided to research the people from the movie also. the only people who are famous from that movie are james earl jones, the dogs owner, and denis leary, i dont know what he did. then there was squints, he was the one who said "forever, forever, forever", if you dont know about that then you need to get with it. but squints was apparently in the third installment of the sandlot as a coach or something, i didnt see it i just found the clip. but he looks the same as he did when he was the forever kid. personally i feel sorry for squints, being in the sandlot 3 has to be depressing for him, although most of the rest of them werent any anything at all after this. also the guy from 91210 is in it. the old guy who was supposed to be young. the one who was supposed to be a bad ass but just had sideburns and an annoying personality. well gang once again my rambling and non complete thoughts have lead us down the rabbit hole only to discover that there are badgers down there. luckily of rus my nonsense confuses them so just keep on coming back and memorizing the nonsense as we know you do. until next time watch out for the badgers and the guys with the badges.