When life gives you lemons you make lemonade.

Alrighty gang im back again. sad to say that my boss got canned today. i was looking forward to getting some days off sometime soon but now that isnt looking so good. we did manage to pinch shanell from the hilton. thats one point for us. and im not so sad about not being at the hilton. while i wish my compadre the best his co-workers are not all grade a people. however most of them are grade a snakes. very highly skilled in the methods of making you feel safe then pulling your legs out from under you and hitting you with a piano. BAM! but if you would like to hear some people conniving against you to get your job by all means head over to the hilton. talk with the front desk managers and upstairs folks, you are sure to hear all the juicy tidbits. they cant ever keep them in, they must tell someone. almost like paris hiltons need to flash her beaver and act slutty. on a lighter note the klingon got busted if you havent seen the poor bastard in jail of the day. that guy is freaky. our pal sonya saw him in a bar chillin one night, very creepy. also it is a mere 11 more days till the moving commences. it will indeed be wonderful. and finally to all you connoisseurs of fake foliage, what the fuck. sure it is easier than real plants and it makes it look like you have plants but no one thinks they are real. while i will admit i am always amazed at how real they can look sometimes but in general people with fake plants are cheap. and as we know if you are cheap enough to buy fake plants you probably arent going to buy the good lookers. i despise them so much i have been known to water them with my own special brew of water. thats right my personal lemonade. well gang it has reached that time and it is time for the rant to cease for now. so yall take it easy. I will leave you with a little bit of a song though. if you can sing the duh duh properly you will know which song it is. it goes like this "I WANNA ROCK duh, duh-duh, duh nuh, duh, duh-duh, duh-nuh, DUH, DUH, I WANNA ROCK"WHOOOOOO

Je voudrais un sandwich

Alrighty campers its time for another installment of the old sandford smarts. i dont really have all to much to blog on today. the jesus told us of the derangels departure from the hiltony hilton. i am sure that makes everyone more happy. plus the day of the big move is coming up fast. we all survived through st patricks day, and not even one of the gang got pinched. while i didnt get to enjoy the holiday myself i do have some good news in the future. i am hoping for some days off. i may not get any this week but when i move i will get some days off. another good thing which i have started to enjoy is the look on the parkers peoples faces when i come in at 7 am and buy an 18 pack. they give me the dirtiest looks. but i just say fuck them. stupid gas station workers. alrighty gang not to much today hopefully i will get some inspiration back when i get some days off. until then keep your fingers crossed for the story of all stories.