Things change

Whats up gang. today we are going to talk about things that change. things that change for the good and things that change for the bad. lets start with the bad. diet cherry chocolate dr pepper. what the fuck is that? regular dr p is good enough for me so its good enough for everyone else too. what about changing the names on crayons from orange to macaroni and cheese. fuck that. the only things that should have names that mean flavor is purple drinks and blue drinks. we all know what blue and purple taste like so they dont need any extra defining. another example of something that was changed that shouldnt have been is little kids. they used to be nice now they are all bastards. and lets not forget about seat belt laws. god damn was that shit bad. fuck those bastards that pushed for that to be a law. if i want to wear my seat belt i will and if i dont want to wear it in my own fucking car that i bought with my fucking money then i wont. god damn does that piss me off. lastly clear pepsi. what the fuck was that? it looked like sprite and it tasted like ass. does that sound like a good idea? almost as good as the chips that made your ass leak. not cool. now for some stuff that has been a good change. tampa bays uniforms to start with. that old orange shit was awful. its a little more difficult to think of things that have changed for the better. i do have another change for the worse. those bull shit ass cameras at stop lights. i say if they dont see it with their own eyes then i get to get away with it. thats just bull shit. mailing you a fucking ticket. ill show them where they can mail it to. and by that i mean they can shove it up their asses. while i ranting a bit on the old government lets talk about the courthouse and city workers. if there is a building with more useless and lazy fucks in it than the chatham county courthouse i dare you to find it. it cant be done. they are unwilling to help they always just pass you onto someone else who in turn passes you. thats why when i worked at the shitty japanese restaurant i would tell them when i sat them at their tables. you are going to get courthouse service. so just sit ill bring you your drinks in 20 minutes and then i might take your order but then again you may have to go home and fill out three forms and come back, but i wont tell you which ones and no matter what they still wont have the right ones. haha i showed them, those bastards. alrighty then gang until next time watch out for the man and stick it to the man whenever you can.

A disgrace in there face

Well gals and pals, it's a sad lonely day at the salt mines, today they put the m.o.d. of all the mod's the one you could REALLY depend on when you were in a pickle, or a fight with a disgruntled guest, behind the desk with the rest of us. She totally didn't deserve that, i asked her about it and she said that it didn't bother her but that the pay cut was the worst part of it, she already works two jobs, ans now she saying that she will have to get something else. How fucked the fuck up is that? I think that it's a shit pile of bull shit. Ya know? This lady works ass for 10 years and now all of a sudden she's just "not doing her job" yeah fucking right! 10 years and just bam! you sucked at this the whole time?!?!?!? NO! It's more like "we don't care about the noble job you've been doing and we can care less if you're WAY over qualified and have all the keys to our money making hotel, or ten faithful years of service here with us." This lady has the grit of paul bunyan and the spine of a brontosaurus! How the fuck can these people just decide to do that?! I saw the guy they want to put in his place, he's got this "tick" i'll call it. He's supposedly worked at 2 other hotels, one being a hilton garden inn. Go figure, i'd like to throw these hippies to a pack of rabid lions so that they can feel the burn, and then just die. Fuckers! For now that's all i gotta say about that, and that my wifey made the most bad ass home made lasagne last night, good stuff. Peace out ya'll non reading ass pud pulling lush ass pussies!!!!!!!