The Squint Off

Two of the greatest super crime fighters ever are chuck norris and steven seagal. they each have their upsides and of course neither have a down side so how could they ever be beaten. first i would like to start out with their similarities. they both have got a mean squint face. both of them have or had at one point, a hardcore black guy partner. they both know how to play the guitar, and play it well. they are both masters of karate and the other forms of martial arts. now for there awesome differences. chuck norris was in a comic book about chuck norris. steven seagal loves carrot top. chuck norris fought mr. t. steven seagal emotes particularly well. chuck norris once owned a cat. steven seagal hangs out with ja rule, dmx, and that fat guy from malibus most wanted. and we all know just how bad that was. chuck norris has a million lists of chuck norris facts about his own personal badassness. my personal favorite will always be--chuck norris does not sleep, he waits--and my number two--chuck norris has two speeds walk, and kill--. steven seagal also has some facts. i like how the little picture next to the site name is a little pile of poo. they are all pretty good but my favorite will have to be--steven seagals penis knows aikido, but cant have an erection--number two will be--if a diet was a person, steven seagal would kill it. much meaner than the chuck norris jokes i do think. well folks there you have it. chuck norris seems to have one the squint off in a big fashion. but thats ok because steven seagal came in second and i am sure he will be satisfied with that. until next time campers watch out of for the creepity crawlies and keep those sleeping bags tucked snug.

When the eyes of the ranger are upon you

Howdy there gang. Im pretty stoked about doing the blog about my main man chuck. while i was looking for a photo of chuck to put on here i noticed that most photos of chuck are either a) with him in front of the american flag b) of him kicking someones ass or c) from a site full of chuck norris facts/jokes/info. something you may have noticed is how i refer to him as chuck instead of mr norris or just chuck norris. this is because i am cool like that. all you people have to call him one of those other names. its almost like how you have to call that guy on harry potter the guy who must not be named, or in the ghetto tha nigga whos name you dont know. but i am not here to judge a book by its cover and we all know you arent either. Also i know many of you enjoyed the parade yesterday. but did you know if you go to google and type in the gold teeth parade the first thing that comes up is us. fuckin sweet right? interesting little fact for you, most of those pictures i found when searching for gold teef, not teeth. bet you didnt know that did you? didnt think so. if you did know then you deserve a dirty dirty diploma from the university of dirty dirty. this word is red. just fucking with you, its blue. but i makes your mind struggle. thats what we are all about here at scrappys, making you use your mind while stengthening it through conditioning and extreme mind exercises. plus we impart lots of knowledge onto you. well gang that was a pretty chuck blog (chuck means awesome now(i just made that up)) so i will be wrapping it up know. hope you all are studying hard and gettin her done. if not we will send larry the cable guy to tell you his jokes until you head explodes, then laugh in your face.