Just keeping on keeping on

Well gangsters im back again, once again im sorry its been some time. you know how things go though what with being busy and life and what not. recently things have been going pretty smoothly. just chilling out in the country. annas truck just slap quit on her and i was able to put the battery back in after someone else took it out. pretty amazing for a guy who cant change a tire. if you think thats funny it is. but i just have one thing to say. fuck you. and the horse you came in on for that matter.

i have noticed recently that people seem to be getting stupider. not in just one way in all ways. people driving slow as hell in the fast lane, and then they give you the finger when you pass them in the slow lane. people who can use the internet to find my hotel but cant figure out how to get fucking directions. people who inform you that they are using long distance when they call. i dont give a shit if you are on long distance. if thats an issue to you have you dumb questions ready to go.

on another note i am starting to think working in hotel has made me more bitter. oh well fuck it.
i gotta get ready for an accounting exam and some economics plus a super sweet accounting report on krogers annual reports. sounds like fun i know, but it isnt. but the best part is im only two weeks away from having a day off.

yall come back now, ya here

The stop and stare

Well ladies and gents, hope all is well despite that its hot as hell. I wanna address a new "manuever" if you will, the stope and stare, a fello G whose name will be left out, calls it the glance and glare, anyhow, its pretty fuckin handy for rude waitresses and or servers, and espically folks at the hiltony hilton who think im gonna juggle some chainsaws for them upon checking in and shit. The s and s comes in good with traffic, if you get the chance to pull up next to some jackass who forgot that we all are driving on this particular stretch of road of which he does not hold ownership to just give him the stare as you stop, this may even entice the noted douchebag in question to give you the finger or even yell some obscenities, which may lead to more staring while stopped but fuck that guy you locked him in and now you crackin a grin. (yeah fuck a douche bag) I like to use the s and s when some tries the whole "let me borrow a dollar" routine. Ya know? These are MY dollars for this parking meter, and i dont have a spare cause the man needs more bread to expand and create more evil so the price has went up to 1.00 and hour and i have just enuff to dodge a ticket so NO fuckin shittin hells to the motha fuckin nah you aint copping none of my dollars motha fuckin get a job. Moving right along use it wisely as this can also lead to a sudden lash out of violent behavior. Nobody wants to throw them things in this heat, thats all i gotta say about that killas, yall be easy and keep ya dollars in the console. Nikia out.

The useless info

Alright gentlemen and gentleladies, hope you're a ok and traveling with out delay, Ill waste no time bashing in the brains of those motherfuckin shitty ass infomercials. Where do these numb nutted fools get the balls? The dollar store, the moon, maybe the white house? I want cartoons, and late night scary movies, even an old western with that Clint Eastwood flavor you can savor, but infomercials? Not only is this the most pointless useless mindless ass way to try and promote a product but its an utterly tragic waste of mothafuckin time and effort, and if you can gauge ya boy by now TIME is the only thing in this world i refuse with utter strictness to waste. You're not getting any of it back any time soon and you definetly cant win a time share full of it or win it like the lottery. No my fellow scrapians, this just simply will not fucking do. I mean they even sucked cuck norris in, the total gym does kick a lot of ass, ( yeah i got one off the net) but not because of the fuckin infomercial, or even because of good ol chuck, i just wanted a floor work that would do the trick for arms and legs. Theres that other dildo who sells that stupid slap chop where he half ass raps through it. Commercials suck bad enough, (maybe not the old spice ones) so why inflict even more damage to the world of watchers by gumming the senses with mindless ads for dick fertlizers and slap choppers and silver and gold polishes. What are they paying these people, and ladies, why the fuck would give yourself the nun glaze by bragging on what undergarment keeps the pee in? Those poor bastards, never have i been so apalled by the man and his attempt to scalp a grown ass outta some bread. Afroman said it best when he said fuck the corporate world. Oh yeah, Arizona can still suck my half brown ass cheek, and with that I would also like to wish all of you out and about in the blogosphere a good memorial day weekend. Until next time ya'll keep an extra clip, and dont catch one in the hip.

The soul pole network

Well killas, the idea of ideas has come forth. Bore from the tireless thoughts and inquiries of the mind of a man who knows not of greed, only need. An idea so stupendous and out rightly ingenius that only you the reader have the preparedness to deal with such a massive of amount of ingenuity and calculation. Those who have bored us with the tantilizing thought of a channel that only features music are the only ones who face peril with the awakening of such inclinations. An idea so grand that in end of things and in the face of my death I will pass ease knowing that my creation will live on long after after I'm worm food and you the reader can still be easy on the peasy at your own leisure. T.v. will never be what it once was, nore will it hold the same significance as it once did. No my friends nothing about the idiot box will be stale and unappeasing in the slightest. So until then keep you remotes close and your t.v. guides closer, cause its coming and no can do anything to motha fuckin stop it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is nikia gals and gal pals, slap hands and make plans, im out.

Legalizing racial profiling

Ladies and gentlemen, if you are a hater stop reading at this moment. Now, a quick history lesson, we didn't cross the border (first?) the fucker crossed us. Texas was "annexed" which is just a fancy way of saying being claimed then taken, along with was parts of nevada, oklahoma, and arkansas just to name a few. Moving right along, brown people don't get too loud about the past because as anyone will tell ya, its been so long ago that no one immediatley affected is still around to kick up some dust. So now we have these jack ass non pussy getting bitch face chode gulping ass kissing uncultured shallow fuck faced moronic stupid shylock fuckin race hatin jew prick hippie motherfuckers making it legal for the 5-o to fuck with the brown man, why? Because apparently all the killing and robbing in arizona happens only because "the illlegals" are the ones who are doing all this bad shit. (I mean really?) There's too much shit going down in this small world we live in for some dildos to start sticking it to the brown man just cause they want to. Of all the shit to get worked up over and all the problems facing us as a humanity what in the fuck can posess another human being to judge another by the color of there skin. Greed? Bullshit? Envy? If you run them all out who's gonna work the jobs that the avergae american wont? I've saw any other white people besides me in the fields or the packing sheds, or even most of the construction sites. Who's gonna work for minimum wage or even less? You? Yo momma? Fuck Arizona right up there dry desert ass hole. Its 2010, no one owns the world and no motherfuckin goddamn body has the right to profile me you him her or them because of our legal birth status, color, race, gender, period. That's all i gotta say about that, ya'll keep it real or taste the steel, nikia out.

Im back

alrighty gangsters im back. i know it has been some time but the Sandford is back and better than before. i have moved out to the country in the mean time. its nice and quiet and the destroyer is enjoying it. im still in the hotel business and it still sucks. doing the schooling thing as well. an accountant i soon shall be and then i will come and bore you all to death. of course today is a special day for us all. today is the peoples day. we all do what we enjoy and whole its still frowned upon, like masterbating in airplanes, its still good times. as you may have guessed i agve seen the hangover, totally fucking badass. also was zombieland. it been some time so im a bit rusty on the blogging. so this is going to wrap it up for today. but i shall return and it wont be long. ill be back

ps watch the running man. best arnold movie ever.

Just some shout outs

Well killas, i gotta say that it's just sad sometimes when a ya cant slap hands or hug necks and show some love to ya peeps, so today i have taken the opportunity to do the damn thang like a real G should.

My nigga shawn. (up in the sand box waxing ali-baba's)
Nick Smith. (holding it down in g-town, all gangsta gangsta n shit)
Tommy Sandford. (treading the furlow in the boro)
Barbara Faircloth. (chillin to henry rollins in collins)
Tracie and Ricky Durrence. (living large and in charge)
Starry Shaff. (dodging the man in the promised land)
Tavarus Miller. (all thriller no filler R.I.P.)
Kendra Adams. (still in it to win it)
Blood Raw. (thanks for the autograph)
Eric Skoglund. (got my back like chiropract)
Dreyfus Lewis. (holding it down to the ground)
Gene Martinez. (still the man with the plan)
Boo. (still not loving police, still holding me down with my cuffs and my crease, still makin that decision with precision, still my wife and the reason im living)
Big Boi. (with that feel for real deal-thanx for the autograph)
Mike DeBerry. (laying beats that might be scary)
Wesley Smith. (in the navy, & I hope its all gravy)
Julio-Ceasar Villalobos. (you gotta know, i got mad love for ya bro)
John Williams. (get it straight, b4 its too late)
Severo Hinojosa. (a real o.g. to everybody)
Tonio Villalobos. (keep ya close to where it counts the most)
Balmori Amaya. (you still the man, but i understand)
Nicholas Martinez. (still on my mind, though you're hard to find)
Tommy Norris. (still notorious)
Mason Anders. (still giving to make a living)
Will Meyer. (non drinking cause of what she thinking)
Wesley Durrence. (drunk on a constant occurence)
Marty Pye. (thanks for billy jean, she still so fly)
Ferdinand Beaumont. (i gotta crouch cause you hog the couch)
Dontay Collins. (flippin lids and chasing kids)
J. Sarceno. (hope it aint costin in boston)
Trey Lindsey. (still wondering what happened to the danger ranger)
Liz Joyner. (still in pain cause they got ya in chains)
Jeremy Winston. (slapping hands and making plans)
Josh and Jacob Villalobos. (whats cua)
Armando Ramirez. (making it happen in claxton)
Logan Mackeaveli. (never rude, like a solid dude)
Mark Taber. (babies, lungs, and nudies)
Geri Smith. (whats class if u cant pass)
Sonia Bowling. (makin room for a shroom)
Cecil Neuman. (no hate, while playing straight)

In all honesty this is gonna take me a lifetime when i think about, so if ya name aint present dont sweat it, i got no time and im fresh outta ryhmes, be easy on the peasy or else you'll turn japanesy. Happy motha fuckin 420 niggas!!!!!!!! Nikia J out.