I love pepper bacon

Its been a while since there has been a saying on the side of a fast food bag that i have agreed with. and i thought about it a long time just to be sure. and damn do i love pepper bacon. although i suppose i do love any kind of bacon. except of course tofu bacon and turkey bacon. they merely are not bacon. bacon comes from pigs. where does turkey bacon come from? probably from the same place as the mcrib. and of course tofu is just stupid. nothing else need be said about tofu but that its stupid. bacon on the other hand is not. when i eat it i sometimes feel bad for those who dont. then i feel anger towards those who wont. there is no good reason to just not eat it. if you are allergic or have high blood pressure are valid reasons to eat no bacon. thats it that i can think of. bacon isnt about watching your figure its about awesomeness. its like chocolate for men. mmmm greasy crispy floppy bacon. i prefer mine extra floppy. just hot enough to be considered almost done. thats where its at for me. other than my thoughts on bacon i suppose it has been some time since the last blog. we did have a little holiday called christmas just the other day and that was nice. i had to work xmas day but the next day it all started up big time. the 26th i went with my mom to visit the sis in south carolina. ate some california dreaming. always good times. 27th we woke up early to go to the ladys moms house and eat breakfast. it was also awesome although i do prefer non runny eggs. it just makes me feel like i may be eating raw eggs. i prefer them to be more lik grits. then we went to meet the ladies dad downtown for pizza at vinnies. also totally awesome but after breakfast a mere hour before getting up the steam to eat 3 slices was tricky. all in all a good day. nice and sunny about 80 degrees. then on the 28th a trip out to the country to visit my pa. we took good old toby the beast with us. he loves some running. although the 2 hour drive was almost to much for him. but we ate there and played with toby. my dad is a little bit off so playing fetch with toby was something he enjoyed. but they played and played and on the way back home toby just slept his little face off. it was of course very cute. anywho i must be off now as i do sometimes do actual work at work. not often mind you but i am about to now. if i can find something to do. until next time gang watch out for space crabs. they are a silent killer

Im ticking for the Dethklok

Ok guys and gals, once again your co-pilot and all around friendly neighborhood mexiCAN gettin back at ya with some rhymes for the times. I have been watching dult swim for a while now and they got a show, not just any show, thats kicks ass and takes names some what like that of charles bronson. But there clever like ol Macguyver, and not too mention mean as a rattle snake like the chuck. The show is known simply as METALOCALYPSE. This show is not your average fart joke punch line type shit, oh no. This shit has mermaid murder. What is mermaid murder? Its one of there best songs! The show is about a band (dethklok) with the band members Nathan Explosion (lead vocals) William murderface murderface merderface (bass), Toki Wartooth (rythym guitar), Skwisgaar Skwigelf (lead guitar), and Pickles on the drums. Now back to the murmaid murder! The band decides to go underwater and record a death metal album that is "dedicated" to all underwater life of the sea, the fans love it and they are a rare breed of metalhead, these people risk there lives and health to see a live dethklok concert (something always happens and people get killed). Every thing from an atempt from the government, (oh yeah the man keeps tabs on them and tries different ways to kill them and infiltrate there super awesome house "mordore" ) There Dr. Roxo the cocaine sorting rock n roll clown straight outta the 80's and rehab. Well for now yall thats really all i have to report, im sickly and feelin like a pile of freshly hammered shit, so, yeah, laters. Keep your fridge shut!

I thought i knew it all.

Good evening once again cadets and cadettes. tonite i am here to humble myself. and this doesnt happen ofetn so enjoy it. the past month has been a real eye opener for me. i thought i knew all the good stuiff that was out there. king of thwe hill, family guy, run ronnie run. but then i found out there was stuff that i didnt even know about yet. like the flight of the conchords. that shit is just gd damn fucking funny. and i never knew. but know i do and i am here to sing its praises. so dont be messin with the rhymnocerous or the hiphopapotamus or you will be messin with scrappys. and messin with scrappys is the a charles bronson movie. its a death wish. then i found out about its always sunny in philadelphia. iots got everything. controversy, jokes that make you laugh and squirm a little with the wrongness of them. and not to mention a very short angry old man named danny devito. unfortunately he doesnt wear his penguin costumes in the show. but its not needed. later in the month i discovered sawa. its this bad ass chinese and japanese restaurant. but its not your normal shitty chinese food. the meat has meat shape and there isnt in excess grease dripping from every bite. my eyes have been opened. not to mention mutha fuckin zaxbys! if you havent eaten here and you have said that another fast food place is the best then you are straight out wrong. zaxbys blows everything else out of the water. unless you want burgers because they dont have that but still they have all things chicken and its all delicious. well gang that about all i have time for today so until next time watch your backs because the reaper is always behind you and remember to have updated zombie attack plans posted in easy to see places in your place of residence, everyday the zombie invasion gets one day closer.

Who throws a shoe?

Well folks it has happened. a reporter took off his shoes and threw them one at a time at GW. if you dont believe it check it out. people would pay money to do that and that guy does it for free. but tonite i wanted to talk about something else. free stuff. i love it. tonite i fanagled my way to two ham hocks a sixer of cokes in the glass bottles(those are the best kind, the chronic of cokes if you will) and some squash casserole, collards, bbq, green beans, and some mac and cheese. who doesnt call that a win? i know i do. and this is the good shit too. i didnt have to cook it or do anything but eat it. well gang it seems like i dont have to much to impart unto you today so until next time dont let the anticipation kill and be easy on the peasy.

Seinfeld

Yeah, its about that time sportsfans, you know, the time to clock out and chill hard like ice, but before we get to that point, the gravy train on biscuit wheels must come to a stop right next to seasons 1, 2, and 3 of the Seinfeld. I do like watching george kramer and elaine and seinfeld do it big all around the city of new york. I watched some of the extra shit on the special features to discover that the dude who plays george thinks that the characters they play are "dark" and really just some bad seeds all the way around. I got to thinking about that, like actually thinking, and i had just a hint of a thought as to personal reflection,. What if george is right, and his friends are twisted ass physcos who are deliberately fucking other people's shitup but not meaning too. Then i thought about it even more, and i wondered if i was really a shit ass and had been fucking other people's shit up but totally not meaning to on purpose. Then, it hit me, i took the dvd out and put it back in the case and realized that the show was makingme think too goddamn much, and that ill stick to some good ol cartoons. Ya'll put some baking soda in the freezer, n 2 da J out. Peace........................

Chainsaws and Hog mauls

Well ladies and gents its almost quitting time and I'm starving like marvin. I was reading about John Gotti, and i gotta tell ya, he was one hard core motherfuckin gangsta ass dude. This fucker chopped a guy up with a chainsaw by his own hands because he ran his son over one day while riding his bike. That is gangsta gangsta, tonight y the way, at the hiltony hilton we got a gang of those corporate christmas parties going on and this shit is caking on my nerves. I did get hit on by this cougar who wasn't all that bad looking she just had that lithium smile. (way too happy, like she may be on xanax full time or some shit) The dj in the atrium doesn't suck for a change he's been flippin wax from everybody from ice-cube to vanilla ice. The best is yet to come as they say at times, for me the good times will unveil as soon as i get my ass up outta here and geta few cold ones down the old trachea. Alot of these airforce douches are bogarting a nigga's patience with there shallow half assed atempts at getting free shit. I'd like to take this time to adress that fucker "soulja boy" ya see, that shit is gay, its not even rap, and he can't even make up a good dance. I was checking out some you tube beef between Ice-T and soulja suck ass, and this shit ass seems to think that he is the future of the rap recording industry, i myself would have to agree with T that there is no fucking way in hell that the bullshit he's trying to pass off as music will amount to shit is a matter of months. Anyway, fuck soulja boy and his gay ass (ness). I gotta get the hell outta this peice. Ya'll stay warm and throw away your left overs. Nikia J on his way. PEACE-

Tommys Tinting: Come and get it while its cheap

Once again gang here i am and there you are. Im typing away and you are eagerly reading hoping that the next word will be just as good as the one before. and it always is. so in the spirit of not disappointing, i give you Tommy's Tinting. its a special kind of tint that doesnt make you look like a drug dealer and the cops wont hassle you as much. Additionally its easy to apply. heres how it works. you bring me your car and i keep it for a week. in the mean time you get a rental dont worry. despite the easy application of the tint it take time to perfect it. we start out by taking the dogs to the dog park, windows up. this is where the tinting process really takes off. because the dogs know we are dog park bound they start panting hard and moving to the edges of the car. right by the window. this is where they put their noses all over the window and there may be some licking as well if your car is clean. basically we do this everyday for the whole week we have your car. then by the time you get your car back there will be nose prints all over your windows. so much so that people wont be able to see in. heck you might even have trouble seeing out. the genius behind this is that all the nose rubbing happens on the inside so that when it rains it doesnt wash away your sweet tinting. alrighty gang thats what i had to say and now its said so until i start saying more things keep waiting on me to say them. until next time